Weaning Off the Sweet Nectar *SOB*
"What kind of house has no salt? Low sodium freaks!"-- Sam Winchester, Supernatural (2005)
"Hey, everyone! You know, Tom, Crow, and I were talking about how the kids today don't know squat about sodium."-- Mike Nelson, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988)
"Has there been a rise in his fluid intake? SWEET JESUS! His sodium levels are through the roof!"-- Surgeon, BASEketball (1998)
As I have mentioned before, I am supposed to be on a low sodium diet. My whole life I have been, "as the kids say", Salt's Bitch. Notice how I have capitalized Salt... It has been an almost human force in my life and trying to control it is one of the hardest things I have had to deal with.
In the last two months I have been able to make major strides holding back the sodium demons. I signed up to use one of those websites that count all of your daily nutritional intake. You can use it for free if you go by the suggested daily allowance, but I needed a more interactive tool, so I have been paying the $5 a month, which allows one to adjust the nutritional value and add your own food items. It truly has been a Godsend.
The normal daily intake allowance for sodium is 2400 mg. Typically, someone who needs more restriction is put on 2000 mg a day. I am on 1500 mg per day, as recommended by my dreamy Dr. Mike. I have also adjusted the calories to be 1400 per day, cause I need loose my big ol' butt. As I have stated before, I see a personal trainer two times a week and she has been a fantastic advocate for me and the type of cheerleader you appreciate as opposed to want to kill.

I cannot give up my salty treats, I just have to work within the guidelines I have been given. A couple of the major finds have been the packages of the Mini Original Pringles at 120 calories and 140 mg of salt. These truly taste like they have about 1,000 mg. Yummy! I wonder if they use a very small amount of salt and then pulverize it to make it dust, so that the taste just envelopes those cute little chips, which number over 30 in the bag! They are truly a great find.

I do have the 100 calorie Cheetos bag, but since it has 180 mg of sodium, I have put that as the highest amount of sodium per treat I will have. Nothing over that for a snack. This leaves out the Asteroids at 200 mg made by the same people and the Cheddar Cheese Mini Pringles at 220 mg.


I now make my own chicken stock that is truly easy to do and filled with flavor. I roast a chicken with a lemon and head of garlic in the cavity and rub butter mixed with various seasonings on the skin and under the skin. Once it comes out, I discard the skin... well actually, the Prince Consort absconds with the skin. I don't have the heart or the energy to chase after and beat the crap out of him. I then pick it clean to use the lovely meat for various dishes throughout the week. I take the carcass and the all the bones, discard the lemon, but keep the garlic head in the cavity and put it in a stock pot with carrots, celery, parsnips, onions, and more garlic. I throw in every spice imaginable, add water so everything is fully covered, and simmer it for up to 3 hours with the cover loose. I do check to see if I have to add more water. I then drain through a sieve and discard everything that doesn't make it through. Remember, though, you want that silty sludge to make it into the broth. I believe that is the fabulous stuff that works wonders when you are coming down with a cold. I put in the fridge until the next day and then remove the fat that has magically risen to the top. It truly is easy, it just takes time.
I have yet to make beef stock, but that is on my agenda.

Don't forget about bread! Stop & Shop makes a wheat and oatmeal No Salt Added bread that is big and good. The Vermont Bread Company also makes a No Sodium Added bread. It is dark and hearty, but smaller than the Stop & Shop. I go for size baby! ;^Þ With some Grey Poupon Honey Dijon Mustard at only 5 mg per teaspoon, any sandwich will be a delight!



I have probably overwhelmed you all with the information. Just wanted to share what I found, since I want my people to be healthy! If there is one thing you can do for yourselves, it is to start looking at the sodium listed on your food products. You will be shocked! I can see a bit for preservation, but cripes, we aren't in the Middle Ages! I am convinced it can be cut back... and we will live!!!
FYI, stay away from canned vegetables and use frozen. They are so much better for you and taste fresh!
Be safe and cool my children and put down that salt shaker!
P.S. ALL PICTURES USED BELONG TO THE COMPANIES I REFERRED TO. I JUST BORROWED THEM! YOUR QUEEN IS NOT A THIEF!